Just for laughs

Classic Definitions & Cool Meanings:
1. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
2. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
3. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
4. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
5. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
6. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
7. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
8. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
9. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
10. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
11. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
12. Father : A banker provided by nature.
13. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
14. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
15. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.