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Lets shift our focus away from the stock market and have a laugh.

Here are 10 Aphorisms of Modern Life.
1. Any horizontal surface left long enough will grow a pile of paper.
2. Checks you write hide in the banking system until there is not enough money in your account to cover them.
3. If you drop some coins on the floor, the tiny worthless ones will stay at your feet, while the valuable ones will roll miles away and settle under a Coke machine.
4. At banks or immigration counters, the other queue moves faster.
5. When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.
6. After you dismantle and reassemble any item, there will be one extra bit left on the desk.
7. All deals which are too simple to need a formal contract will immediately turn into legal battles.
8. If you say the words "Well, it can't get any worse," fate has a nasty habit of taking it as a challenge.
9. The only thing worse than losing a highly competitive tender is winning one.
10. Any spoon placed in the sink will position itself to produce the biggest possible fountain when you turn the tap on.